Weekly Report!

[unguilded]

WHAT'S UP DUDES.

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[saiho]

Shoryu's demon babysitter trapped in his shadow cried all week. I mean.

Met some people at Isabel's game! Got his ear pierced, learned more about people things, had some magical reading hipster sunglasses for the game which pleased him to no end. Got more sick, aw yeah what a pro he is really crappy at being a unicorn. Learned a little about Clover's past in the closet, thank you Cosmo for bringing people together. Mentioned some Important Things On His Mind to Rook and was suitably impressed. Still has not figured out Hydra was Garnet and they have talked before, wut.

Got a shard from that game and he remembered e v e r y t h i n g. Except not really, but he remembered the purpose of his life is choosing a king, serving the king like a slave, dying because the king will eventually piss off Heaven in some way and then demons eat his corpse, yay. Not really cool and he doesn't know how to deal with it.

Then Duchess and Rotten had a game and he didn't get into a row with Roxy some...how. And she let him help Clover win a memory! Except it's horrible, he just doesn't know it yet, nooo all his good intentions. He got a shard too, but remembering his last one he decided he'd rather not know. He'll make it on his own or...something. It's confusing and upsetting and he doesn't want to know more because it must be horrible. Despite all that though he can't bring himself to change his name even though he knows his real one. It's because he really respects Shoryu, but he's convinced himself it must be because he's a unicorn and was born to serve the king hiss boo.

Being a thirteen year old unicorn is suffering.

[codecmoment]

Otacon found out "Snake" here is actually his Snake's dad. The guy Solid Snake was cloned from.

so basically he's been trying to get some dilf D and that's pretty distressing

[lifehacker]

Jack Panther made everyone hate him, took off his pants, broke up a fight, made everyone hate him more, and Roxy is DTF him apparently?

[debate_avenger]

Diz completely failed at Isabel's game, but Cross managed to make a win anyways! ...And it was a super-embarrassing memory that Diz will never live down.

She also wound up alone at the date auction and was... surprised that people actually placed points on her! People actually like her enough to put points on her?

And then she had a huge pile of feelings with Rotten.

[relaxfriend]

Well he only just got here buuut:

Gary lost to Roxy miserably in a drinking game at Isabel's thing, got really smashed because he was too stubborn to lose, then got an ear piercing, was too hammered to turn in his card so that was all for nothing pretty much and woke up with a serious hangover and a sore as balls ear. Still hadn't picked a name and then Jack Panther said he'd call him Prick and he gives no shits and will go by Prick now because he's not taking anything seriously at the moment.

[pawper]

nothing is good and everything sucks

[vaguelydied]

Nightshade found out that she has a sister! But she also found out her sister is on the side of the war that's trying to kill her. :( So that's depressing. She's also been trying to cheer Hydra up, and has been handcuffed to no less than three different attractive ladies.